lolwut

I want to look like yooouuuu

raymondhua:

ohkiefer:

buryme—marryme:

adamrichins:

Straight up. I’d rather cut off my balls then have kids. Haha

LMAOO

chocolatewonkababy:

Hawkeye you fabulous bitch.

i have this weird thing where whenever i have a cut on my lip i can’t stop pressing on it with my nail/teeth/sharp objects .. IT HURTS SO GOOD
like putting hydrogen peroxide on a cut

feel the burn

yeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss

katiebarr:

Susie was really offended by this and my dad was cracking up

These beautiful masterpieces will be on my doorstep in 3 weeks. *drool*

wowshutup:

Started my essay.

This is going nowhere.

*There have been

When eminem tries not to smile.. »

sweet baby jesus. do me

its cool, thats what i look like under all this fat so w/e

Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell

what is that thing